Ten men team are paired up with attractive singles and must put on the most weight without the women leaving them.
Episode 1: Groundbreaking
The men compete with each other in various feats such as shooting arrows and running an obstacle course. Moving hilariously large blocks through holes that correspond to each block. The women are allowed to ask questions that the men must answer while hauling heavy blocks.
Then we can do all the personal interviews where women talk about themselves. The fix here is the men are never given the sort of interviews that the women get, so they will by nature be defined by their physical presence and not their personality.
At the end of the Episode the women can either pair up with the man of their choosing or let twitter decide by hashtag usage.
The women don’t know it, but the audience is told the women will be informed that the men are competing to be some kind of professional eater in a hot dog eating contest.
They are matched up and are allowed one date or whatever it is kids do these days.
Episode 2: the fix is on:
The woman are given a week to socialize and go on a cruise while the men are allowed to get to know each other. The most they are allowed to clue the women in on is that they are competing with each other to eat the most.
So the inherent drama is that the men are not allowed to let the women in on the secret. There’ no punishment if they let the women on. I mean, I feel like the total loss of respect they generate by willfully wrecking their bodies for no reason is enough.
basically we’ll let the hollywood executives come up with the ridiculous silly competitions to waste time. But here is the point:
During the final stage of every episode, the women can take Five Thousand Dollars and dump the guy she is with.
This is exacerbated by the culmination of each episode, they must watch their men compete in a chili dog eating contest. An increasingly corpulent men, eating chili dog after chili dog, the beautiful women staring in horror as their men sweat and chili runs down their chins and onto their shirts, the audience gets to watch as the men wreck their body and their dignity before the eyes of the women who are trying to not be disgusted by watching a herd of men wolf down chili dogs under hot lights on a stage.
All the music must be ranchero music.